I'm probably going to hell anyway, so...

[lisamoe]

You know how people like to add "in bed" to the end of their fortune cookie fortunes at Chinese restaurants? Um, that's kind of old hat now. What I like to do is add "in bed" to the end of church signs as I drive around town. And here in the bible belt, there's plenty of opportunity because every church has a do-it-yourself sign with some lame "inspirational" saying out front.

Wanna join me in hell? Try it, it's fun!

Comments

[jorjedatoy.livejournal.com]

LMF'nAO!! Oh man, makes me want to go out drivin' just to come back and report some here. There are TWO church signs very close to my home that are so fucking lame. ugh.

As an aside, you can also try "between the sheets."

Fun....

[jimmy-hollaman.livejournal.com]

this is a fun idea, it makes some of the boards on the way to where i work a little better. Like the one that said his son has risen (in bed) or the king of kings (in bed) fun.....

[tapestry01.livejournal.com]

Think about that next time you see a church sign that says "Maranatha!" (Translation: "The Lord is coming!")