I'm probably going to hell anyway, so...

[lisamoe]

You know how people like to add "in bed" to the end of their fortune cookie fortunes at Chinese restaurants? Um, that's kind of old hat now. What I like to do is add "in bed" to the end of church signs as I drive around town. And here in the bible belt, there's plenty of opportunity because every church has a do-it-yourself sign with some lame "inspirational" saying out front.

Wanna join me in hell? Try it, it's fun!