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You are a Steamrunner-class Destroyer, Starfleet's
prodigal black sheep. You are unique in your
own right. Your unconventional attitude
surprises all. Skeptics will find that your
alternative methods of dealing with things go
above and beyond the norm.


Which Class of Federation Starship are you?
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I don't know...It was in my inbox this morning and struck me as funny...

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the Air Force. "In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember," he continues, "one day I was protecting our bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared.

At this point, several of the children giggle.

"I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another Fokker behind me."

At hearing the pilot go on, the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company"

"That's true," says the pilot, "but these Nazi Fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."