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lisamoeA World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the Air Force. "In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember," he continues, "one day I was protecting our bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared.
At this point, several of the children giggle.
"I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another Fokker behind me."
At hearing the pilot go on, the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company"
"That's true," says the pilot, "but these Nazi Fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."
At this point, several of the children giggle.
"I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another Fokker behind me."
At hearing the pilot go on, the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company"
"That's true," says the pilot, "but these Nazi Fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."
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Date: 2003-10-08 08:13 am (UTC)<chuckle>
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Date: 2003-10-10 10:08 am (UTC)One good joke deserves another
Date: 2004-02-10 08:06 pm (UTC)They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a detour
and do their business behind a headstone or something.
One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her
panties and use them, then chuck them away.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want
to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that
was on one of the graves so she proceeded to use that.
They both stumbled off home.
The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said
"We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night
without her panties."
"That's nothing" said the other
"Mine came back with a card stuck between her arse that said
'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'."
Re: One good joke deserves another
Date: 2004-02-10 08:10 pm (UTC)