In my email this morning...
May. 4th, 2003 08:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lisamoeA little old lady wants to join a biker club. She knocks on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She proclaims, "I want to join your biker club."
The guy is amused and tells her that she needs to meet certain
biker requirements before being allowed to join. So the biker asks
her, "You have a bike?"
The little old lady says, "Yea, that's my Harley over there," and
points to a gleaming Softtail parked in the driveway.
The biker asks her, "You smoke?"
"Yea, I smoke - 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of
cigars while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is impressed and asks, "Well, have you ever been picked
up by the Fuzz?"
"No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz,
but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
She proclaims, "I want to join your biker club."
The guy is amused and tells her that she needs to meet certain
biker requirements before being allowed to join. So the biker asks
her, "You have a bike?"
The little old lady says, "Yea, that's my Harley over there," and
points to a gleaming Softtail parked in the driveway.
The biker asks her, "You smoke?"
"Yea, I smoke - 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of
cigars while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is impressed and asks, "Well, have you ever been picked
up by the Fuzz?"
"No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz,
but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
