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Apr. 13th, 2006 08:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Real live conversation from this afternoon...
Dingo: Guess how much allowance I have?
Me: You don't get an allowance, Dingo.
Jesse: How much?
Dingo: One googleplex, two dollars and 28 cents.
Jesse: *looks at me* How come he gets a googleplex and I get thirty dollars?
Me: Dingo doesn't have a googleplex dollars.
Jesse: Dingo, we should use that money to feed the poor.
Dingo: *maniacally* I'm going to use it to buy...the Earth!
Dingo: Guess how much allowance I have?
Me: You don't get an allowance, Dingo.
Jesse: How much?
Dingo: One googleplex, two dollars and 28 cents.
Jesse: *looks at me* How come he gets a googleplex and I get thirty dollars?
Me: Dingo doesn't have a googleplex dollars.
Jesse: Dingo, we should use that money to feed the poor.
Dingo: *maniacally* I'm going to use it to buy...the Earth!