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My Political Views
I am a center-left social libertarian
Left: 1.87, Libertarian: 6.33

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I made the kids laugh...

Tonight I made the kids raise their hands and recite a pledge not to wake me up early on weekends for non-emergencies. It was quite the humorous ceremony. Then I specified several non-emergencies that I should not be awakened for including, but not limited to:

The cat is doing something funny
I can't find my video games
I can't find my boardgames
I can't find the remote
I can't turn on the microphone on the karaoke machine
I need your credit card to order something off the home shopping network.
I don't want to pour my own milk
Jesse is using the bathroom and I need to go
Dingo is using the bathroom and I need to go
He's looking at me
I can't find my pants
I can't find the charger for my psp/laptop/phone/gba
I banged my knee
I don't know where you put the canned ravioli
I spilled something and I don't want to clean it up myself
The dog is sitting on her doghouse and you should come see it
I was watching Fox News and it made me mad and I want to talk about it
Can you take me to Quiktrip
The newspaper is here
The mail came early
Come watch this funny cartoon
I think a hermit crab isn't moving
On TV they said we can make a million dollars in real estate
There are flying ninja monkeys in the living room...just kidding
I have a secret plan I'm not going to tell you but I thought you should know I have it
I can't get through level ___ of Peggle/Mario Cart/Luxor/Shangri-La
I don't want toaster waffles, can you get up and make me real waffles
I was wondering if I could have my allowance early
I can't find my orange socks
We're out of gingerbread
I want a green mohawk
I'm bored, there's nothing to do


The total list of emergencies I may be awakened early for:

Someone is leaking a bodily fluid that cannot be contained by a bandaid.
There is a burglar in the house
The national news is set up on our front lawn
There are flames in or about the house
The death of any creature more sentient than the hermit crabs
Alien invasion

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My Mom said that the Tulsa World talked to Dingo at the Air and Space Museum today and took his picture. I don't know if they'll be printing it this weekend, but at least Jesse isn't the only one of my kids getting to talk to the media. I thought Dingo might be getting a little jealous since several people
recognized Jesse this week after he was on TV.