We're bad at this game.

[lisamoe]

Dingo:  Let's play 20 questions!
Me: Do we have to?
Jesse:  Is it animal?
Dingo: No
Me:  Mineral?
Dingo:  Yes
Jesse:  Does it weigh more than 2 kilograms?
Dingo:  I don't know
Me:  That's 4.4 pounds
Dingo:  No
Me:  Will it give you ultimate power?
Dingo:  What?  No!
Jesse:  Is its surface area more than 1 square meter?
Dingo:  What?
Me:  Is it Of This Earth?
Dingo: What?
Jesse:  Is it monkey related?
Dingo:  No!
Jesse:  Really?  It's not monkey related?
Me:  Yeah, I thought it would be about monkeys too.
Dingo:  Why are we even playing this?  We have a TV right there!  We don't HAVE to play games together!