Eeeeewwwww.....

[lisamoe]

Yipes! The baby projectile-vomited seven or eight gallons of milk and apple juice while I had friends over tonight. It was so exorcist! Anyway, he's cleaned up, shampooed and happily asleep, but I'm traumatized. I think there must be some joys of parenting but I'm having a hard time thinking of them right now...

Comments

[littleegypt.livejournal.com]

High school graduation? Their first apartment? When their kids do the exact same thing?

[tapestry01.livejournal.com]

Look at it this way: you've got a great story to tell the first time he brings a girlfriend home...

[kaon.livejournal.com]

Remember the Parents Anticipation: "You just wait until you have children of your own!"

Geeze, I used to traumatized when my kids did that. Hang in there!

The voice of experience?

[neandernerd.livejournal.com]

I thought you were the kind, caring, compassionate one but, you're just as cruel as the rest of Lisamoes's friends!

[gentlemaitresse.livejournal.com]

While most parents say, "I hope your children do this to you one day!" my mom always said, "I hope your children *don't* do this to you." Of course, in my mind it's the same thing. She was still telling me what a rotten child I was! LOL

Re: The voice of experience?

[tapestry01.livejournal.com]

It's not cruel, it's ...cathartic. Yeah, that's it. All families have stories like that, and they just get funnier year after year (for the parents, anyway).

[tura.livejournal.com]

I have gained an amazing immunity to bodily fluids since moving in with Cameron. When I have to clean up puke I try and remember to be thankful that it isn't diahreah. There have been a couple of times when Cam has been covered with diaper gravy from his navel to his shoulders! At least the projectile vomit is amusing...you should've passed him around the room and played Baby Roulette...kind of like Russian Roulette :-)

[lisamoe.livejournal.com]

That's the funniest damn thing I've heard in ages! I love the idea of baby roulette. Seperate the men from the boys! Or more likely, separate the squeamish gamers from my house, which is ok too.

joys

[jorjedatoy.livejournal.com]

hahahaha - yeah, that works. The last time Tyler projectile vomited was NOT long enough ago. It was within the last few months and it was AS I walked up to her (top bunk) bed. She sat up and vomited AT me! It splashed off of me and toys and was ALL over the place. What's a mom to do. However, when trying to remember the joys of parenting, start here.