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May. 18th, 2005 08:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lisamoeFrom my email this morning, I thought it was topical since we just went to the RenFaire. And actually, I think they did have a few of these...
The Top 17 Signs You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival
17. The castle and village are made entirely of Legos.
16. Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to cocker spaniel leg.
15. Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest."
14. Eight- minute drum solo in the middle of "Greensleeves."
13. "Belly up to the bar, me lad, for some grilled mahi-mahi and fresh California roll!"
12. Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes.
11. The mead is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw.
10. Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of British Accents.
9. Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels.
8. You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge.
7. Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation.
6. Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off.
5. Featured event: Johnson-Jousting!
4. Disgusting Ogre is merely an unshaved Marlon Brando.
3. "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?"
2. Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"
and Top5's Number 1 Sign You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival...
1. Jousting Crips and Bloods.
[The Top 5 List www.topfive.com]
The Top 17 Signs You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival
17. The castle and village are made entirely of Legos.
16. Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to cocker spaniel leg.
15. Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest."
14. Eight- minute drum solo in the middle of "Greensleeves."
13. "Belly up to the bar, me lad, for some grilled mahi-mahi and fresh California roll!"
12. Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes.
11. The mead is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw.
10. Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of British Accents.
9. Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels.
8. You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge.
7. Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation.
6. Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off.
5. Featured event: Johnson-Jousting!
4. Disgusting Ogre is merely an unshaved Marlon Brando.
3. "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?"
2. Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"
and Top5's Number 1 Sign You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival...
1. Jousting Crips and Bloods.
[The Top 5 List www.topfive.com]
