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Feb. 16th, 2005 01:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lisamoeA guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist.
Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus starts playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter.
Then some guy brought up some bagpipes.The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled,set them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man.
"Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist.
Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus starts playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter.
Then some guy brought up some bagpipes.The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled,set them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man.
"Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
