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3.141592...that's it for me. My children however, who seem to have a lot of time on their hands, are in some sort of pi memorizing war. They yell it at each other in unison sometimes until one of them gives up. Currently Dingo is winning at about 70 digits. What, is that SUPER GEEKY? Yeah, it is.

If only they could remember where they left their cellphones and shoes as easily.
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Well, there's the bitch, the mega-bitch, and the girl who's smiling right now but who's thinking something really bitchy and trying not to say it.

Wait...those may not actually be different personalities.
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Don't hang around with me. That's a good start!
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I try not to invite dead people to my parties. They're really inconsiderate and don't even Rvsp, much less show up. And if they did, I'd have to spend the whole evening with a chainsaw and shotgun trying to get them out.
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The first vivid memory I have is of jumping headfirst into a glass coffee table at my grandmother's house and having to get stitches. That kind of thing makes an impression. A literal impression I guess, as I still have a scar on my forehead from it.
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I can't, because I do not believe in ghosts or supernatural anything.
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Me. I have to be honest here, I crack myself up sometimes.
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I'm more of an entertainer who hopes to make people laugh, but who instead usually just makes herself feel awkward and other people feel kind of uncomfortable.
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Just go ahead and let that smartass self out and don't worry so much about whether people like you. Some folks will find you hilarious anyway.
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"I'm letting you off with a warning this time."
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Disneyworld. Laugh if you want, but I fucking love Disneyworld.
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Keep it. I can see donating it, if you felt it wasn't yours, but who on Earth would take it to the police? Really? REALLY?!?
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An otter and an angry otter.
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Nope, I've confessed much worse things than watching bad TV. That said, one of my favorite things I ever watched was Spike TV's Carpocolypse. It was a bunch of guys that had to compete weekly in things like trailer racing, skid-car racing, soccer played with cars, etc. They had to build the cars and stuff out of junkyards and then at the end of the show they'd compete in whatever dumbass thing it was that week. The guys on it were just total rednecks and it was pretty trashy, but I really liked it. I think it lasted 2 seasons, but halfway through season two one of the more colorful guys went to jail and they had to replace him.
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Like I'd tell you.
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"The dreams came in like needy children tugging at my sleeve. I said I have no way of feeding you, so leave."

Prince of Darkness--Indigo Girls.

Why? Oh, it seems pretty self-explanatory...
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It's food? And it will be prepared and served to me? Pretty much anything. Seriously, I would kill to have someone make me a quick breakfast daily, even if it was the same thing every day.

If I got to choose though, a homemade pancake (or toast, I'd take toast), some crisp bacon and some fruit salad.
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Should I ever get to enjoy some free time, I will let you know.
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Getting up on weekend mornings and making the kids Bisquick pancakes and bacon and eating on the couch with them while we relax before a busy day.
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I don't think I've ever written anything worth plagiarizing, so I guess if someone wanted to pass off my inane personal ramblings or an old hastily-written college paper as their own, I'd just be surprised and a little amused.

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